Peta Daerah Malang dan Kecamatan

Bagi yang ingin berkunjung ke malang, atau mengetahui letak-letak lokasi daerah malang, saya mendapatkan peta kota malang yang bisa digunakan dengan AUTOCAD (salah satu program untuk membuat grafik secara advance).

Anda bisa berkunjung ke situs Pemkot Malang, atau silakan download dari salah satu url dibawah ini.


Download Peta Malang link :

• Peta Malang secara horizontal
• Peta Klojen
• Peta Blimbing
• Peta Lowok Waru
• Peta Sukun
• Peta Kedung Kandang

Jika anda tidak memiliki AUTO CAD untuk membuka file hasil download tersebut, silahkan baca pada weblog disini, anda cukup download dan File dengan Ekstensi DWG bisa anda buka.

Atau silahkan anda kunjungi situs situs berikut yang punya hubungan dengan Kota Malang

• Arema Malang
• Peta Malang Wisata
• Universitas Negeri Malang
  

Ada yang mau menambahkan koleksi peta, silahkan pada kolom komentar :)

Tak kenal maka MahaL - Obat tradisional

Pernahkah anda mendengar undur2?

iyA...beneR...itu binatang yang hidupnya suka bikin sumur jebakan di dekat rumah (catatan: rumah tradisional yang masih banyak tanah lapang, bukan rumah gedongan yang di keramik...)


dari sebuah cerita teman, Ada kawan yg mengalami Diabetes selama 10 tahun, kadar gulanya 600. Rutin disuntik insulin, pada suatu hari... (ceile...kayak dongeng saja...) suatu saat dia mendengar ada tabib yg jago menyembuhkan Diabetes, maka dia mendatanginya.

Ternyata pengobatannya mudah, cukup minum 3 kapsul. Perkapsulnya...kalo gak salah sekitar Rp.100.000,-. Minum harus di tempat tabib tersebut (kok aneh...), kapsul tidak boleh dibawa pulang. Setelah beberapa kali pergi ternyata betul sekali obat tersebut manjur. Tidak perlu disuntik insulin lagi ,kadar gula pun menurun.

Rasa curiga pun sedikit timbul, karena punya teman apoteker, maka dia ingin tahu isi racikan obat tersebut. Suatu hari dia pergi ke tabibnya lagi dan memakan kapsul dari si tabib obatnya di umpetin satu buah (tidak dimakan) untuk dibawa pulang tanpa sepengetahuan si tabib.

Setelah sampai di apoteker temannya dibukanya kapsul tersebut. Ternyata isinya : Binatang Undur-undur hidup, iya..seperti yang saya sebutkan diatas, Undur-undur yang hidupnya di pasir. Ini Bukan undur-undur laut. Besarnya se-kutu anjing. Banyak di jalanan yang berpasir, bukan tanah liat. membikin sarang di pasir seperti semut bako.

Obat ini dikonsumsi dengan cara :

• Masukan 2 ekor undur undur ke dalam kapsul kosong.
• Biasanya dimasukan dalam keadaan hidup-hidup
• Makan 2 ekor saja perhari.

Bagaimana jika ingin cepet semuh dan memakan banyak kapsul?

• Ada orang pernah makan 7 ekor sekaligus, efeknya badan terasa panas.

Ukuran gula langsung turun. Jika makan obat ini maka tidak akan ketergantungan oleh obat dokter lagi. dengan kata lain tidak makan obat dokter lagi.

Warning : jangan terlalu banyak memakan waktu permulaan. Dicoba efeknya dulu kepada diri anda, sedikit demi sedikit. Pergunakan cara ini dengan resiko ditanggung sendiri.

Kalo saya (semoga saja tidak, seandainya mengalami sakit yang sama, maka tidak akan memilih jalan ini, coz... then masuk dalam golongan vegetarian dan juga)

Game Lempar Sepatu BUSH

Mengapa selalu ada perbedaan antara mereka? Antara siang dan malam, baik dan buruk? Mungkin sudah pada tempat dan kodratnya.

Kasus pelemparan sepatu kepada Bush" (mantan presiden AS) dan tercatatnya Obama menjadi Person of Year pada salah satu majalah besar internasional TIME. Merupakan topik bahasan yang hangat dibicarakan saat ini, teruskan membaca dan sediakan kopi hangat untuk menemani memainkan game bush (nanti-nya) hee...

Ya sudah urusan politik kita serahkan saja pada mereka yang suka dengan Politik, yang suka blog teruskan saja nge'blognya :)

Btw.. berkaitan dengan kasus ini ternyata ada pihak yang memanfaatkannya untuk memancing keuntungan (memangnya ikan :p

Jika anda sempat berkunjung pada situs ini, sockandawe.com penyedia game instal (baru). Anda akan mendapatkan game baru yang lutuuuuu...banget (hee...). Dalam game ini bush dijadikan sasaran lemparan sepatu oleh anda (dalam kasus asli dilempar oleh Murtada Al-Zaidi).

Ada yang sama pada kedua sosok ini, yakni LARIS, apanya?
Jika si Obama Laris dengan Suvenirnya sedangkan Bush Laris GAMEnya, namun sayang Gamenya kali ini akan menambah daftar riwayat hidupnya yang semakin "aneh". Meskipun dia bisa menghindari lemparan sepatu dari Murtada Al-Zaidi, namun Jati dirinya apakah bisa enghindar? hee....

Sekarang yang jadi persoalan, apakah penyedia game ini akan segera ditutup atau mendapatkan tuntutan pelecehan nama baik atau tidak... fuhh...

(akhir tahun yang menyedihkan untuk bush dan membahagiakan untuk mantan murid SDN Menteng I Jakarta ini - putut'08

Membaca VCF - Vcard File

Bagaimana jika anda pernah menyimpan VCF (Vcard File) pada komputer dan ingin membacanya? Sebenarnya ada cara yang mudah yakni dengan menggunakan Microsoft Outlook, namun agak sedikit ribet untuk menjalankannya (lah..katanya mudah??...)

Alternatif lainnya adalah..
Vcard Export Tool..
aplikasi ini untuk komputer anda, bisa anda download pada salah satu website ini:
www.softpedia.com-VCard-Export-Tool
www.supershareware.com-vcard-export-tool.html

Displays and exports from VCard file contacts, application exports contacts in various formats including Excel, Word and Plain text. This is particularly useful for VCard Files extracted from Mobile Phones.

This tool will enable you to convert any VCard to properly formatted MS Word and Excel files, as well as to Comma Separated Values (CSV) files.

Ramalan Joyo Boyo Nostradamus Versi Jawa

NOSTRADAMUS - sebuah ramalan?? Indonesia juga punya bang!! :)
Ini adalah beberapa translate dari indo-ke inggris, biar anak/cucu/cicitnya nostradamus juga bisa baca :p [hidup indonesia]

• One day there will be a cart without a horse.
  (terjemahan oleh then :p )
  salah sawijiwing dino, ono wong numpak kereto gak gawe jaran.
  pada suatu hari, ada orang naik kereta tapi tanpa kuda
  terbukti sekarang ada kereta api, kereta
  

• Friends will become enemies.
  (persahabatan bagai kepompong) Ramalannya dijadikan lagu :p
• Many women will remain virgins into their old age :p heee..
• Religions will be attacked. :(

• The island of Java will be circled by an iron necklace.
  
• There will be a boat flying in the sky.
• The river will loose its current.
• There will be markets without crowds.
• These are the signs that the Jayabaya era is coming.

• The earth will shrink.
• Every inch of land will be taxed.
• Horses will devour chili sauce.
• Women will dress in men's clothes.
• These are the signs that the people and their civilization have been turned upside down.

• Many promises unkept.
• Many break their oath.
• People will tend to blame on each other.
• They will ignore God's law.
• Evil things will be lifted up.
• Holy things will be despised.
• Many people will become fixated on money.
• Ignoring humanity.
• Forgetting kindness.
• Abandoning their families.
• Fathers will abandon their children.
• Children will be disrespectful to their mothers.
• And battle against their fathers.

• Siblings will collide violently.
• Family members will become suspicious of each other.
• Friends become enemies.
• People will forget their roots.
• The queen's judgements will be unjust.
• There will be many peculiar and evil leaders.
• Many will behave strangely.

• Good people will be isolated.
• Many people will be too embarrassed to do the right things.
• Choosing falsehood instead.
• Many will be lazy to work.
• Seduced by luxury.
• They will take the easy path of crime and deceit.
• The honest will be confused.
• The dishonest will be joyful.
• The good will be rejected.
• The evil ones will rise to the top.

• Noble people will be wounded by unjust criticism.
• Evil doers will be worshipped.
• Women will become shameless.
• Men will loose their courage.
• Men will choose not to get married.
• Women will be unfaithful to their husbands.
• Mothers will sell their babies.
• Women will engage in prostitution.
• Couples will trade partners.
• Women will ride horses.
• Men will be carried in a stretcher.

• A divorcee will be valued at 17 cents.
• A virgin will be valued at 10 cents.
• A crippled men will be valued at 75 cents.
• Many will earn their living by trading their knowledge.
• Many will claims other's merits as their own.
• It is only a cover for the dice.
• They will proclaim their righteousness despite their sinful ways.
• Many will use sly and dirty tricks.
• Rains will fall in the wrong season.

• Many divorcees will give birth.
• Newborns will search for their fathers.
• Humanitarianism will no longer have importance.
• Holy temples will be hated.
• They will be more fond of praising evil places.
• Prostitution will be everywhere.
• There will be many worthy of damnation.
• There will be many betrayals.
• Children will be against father.
• Siblings will be against siblings.

• Students will show hostility toward teachers.
• Neighbours will become suspicious of each other.
• And ruthlessness will be everywhere.
• The eyewitness has to take the responsibility.
• The ones who have nothing to do with the case will be prosecuted.
• One day when there will armagedon.
• In the east, in the west, in the south, and in the north.
• Good people will suffer more.
• Bad people will be happier.
• When this happens, a rice cooker will be said to be an egret.
• The wrong person will be assumed to be honest.
• Betrayers will live in the utmost of material comfort.
• The deceitful will decline even further.
• The evil persons will rise to the top.
• The modest will be trapped.
• The noble will be imprisoned.
• The fraudulent will be ferocious.
• The honest will unlucky.
• Many merchants will fly in a mess.
• Gamblers will become more addicted to gambling.
• Illegal things will be everywhere.
• Many babies will be born outside of legal marriage.
• Women will propose marriage.
• Men will lower their own status.
• The merchandise will be left unsold.
• Many people will suffer from starvation and inability to afford clothing. Buyers will become more sophisticated.
• Sellers will have to use their brains and muscle to do business.
• In the way they earn a living, people will be as rice paddies being swung around and blown up.
• Sing kebat kliwat.
• Some will go wild out of control.
• Those who are not ambitious will complaint of being left behind.
• The ones on the top will get lost.
• Sing cilik kepleset.
• The ordinary people will slip.
• The arrogant ones will be impaled.The fearful ones will not survive.
• Sing nekat mbrekat.
• The risk takers will be successful.
• The ones who are afraid of taking the risks will be crushed under foot.
• The careless ones will be wealthy.
• The careful ones will whine about their suffering.
• The crazy ones will get their portion.
• The ones who are mentally and physically healthy will think wisely.
• The farmers will be controlled.
• Those who are corrupt will spend their fortune lavishly.
• The queen who does not keep her promises will lose her power.
• The leaders will become ordinary persons.
• The ordinary people will become leaders.
• The dishonest persons will rise to the top.
• The honest ones will be unlucky.
• There will be many people own a house on horseback.
• People will attack other people.
• hildren will ignore their fathers.
• Parents will not want to take their responsibility as parents.
• Merchants will sell out of their merchandise.
• Yet, they will lose money.
• Many people will die from starvation in prosperous times.
• Many people will have lots of money yet, be unhappy in their lives.
• The crazy one will be beautifully attired. The insane will be able to build a lavish estate. The ones who are fair and sane will suffer in their lives and will be isolated.
• There will be internal wars.
• As a result of misunderstandings between those at the top.
• Durjana saya ngambra-ambra.
• The numbers of evil doers will increase sharply.
• There will be more criminals.
• The good people will live in misery.
• There will be many people die in a war.
• Others will be disoriented, and their property burnt.
• The honest will be confused.
• The dishonest will be joyful.
• There will be disappearance of great riches.
• There will be disappearance of great titles, and jobs.
• There will be many illegal goods.
• There will be many babies born without fathers.
• Those people who forget God's Will may be happy on earth.
• But those who are remember God's will are destined to be happier still.
• Ruthlessness will become worse.
• Everywhere the situation will be chaotic.
• Doing business will be more difficult.
• Workers will challenge their employers.
• The employers will become bait for their employees.
• Those who speak out will be more influential.
• The wise ones will be ridiculed.
• The evil ones will be worshipped.
• The knowledgeable ones will show no compassion.
• The pursuit of material comfort will incite crime.
• Job titles will become enticing.
• Those who act arbitrarily will feel as if they are the winners.
• Those who act wisely will feel as if everything is wrong.
• There will be leaders who are weak in their faith.
• Their vice regent will be selected from among the ranks of the gamblers.
• Those who have a holy heart will be rejected.
• Wong sing jahat lan pinter jilat saya derajat.
• Those who are evil, and know how to flatter their boss,will be promoted.
• Human exploitation will be worse.
• The corpulent thieves will be able to sit back and relax.
• The hen will hacth eggs in a carrying pole.
• Thieves will not be afraid to challenge the target.
• Robbers will dissent into greater evil.
• Looters will be given applause.
• People will slander their caregivers.
• Guards will steel the very things they are to protect.
• Guarantors will ask for collateral.
• Many will ask for blessings.
• Everybody will compete for personal victory.
• Ruthlessness will be everywhere.
• Religions will be questioned.
• Many people will be greedy for power, wealth and position.
• Rebelliousness will increase.
• Religious law will be broken.
• Human rights will be violated.
• Ethics will left behind.
• Many will be insane, cruel and immoral.
• Ordinary people will be segregated.
• They will become the victims of evil and cruel persons.
• Then there will come a queen who is influential.
• She will have her own armies.
• Her country will measured one-eighth the circumference ofthe world.
• The number of people who commit bribery will increase.
• The evil ones will be accepted.
• The innocent ones will be rejected.
• Tin will be thought to be silver.
• Gold will be thought to be copper.
• A rice cooker will be thought to be an egret.
• The sinful ones will be safe and live in tranquility.
• The poor will be blamed.
• The unemployed will be rooted up.
• The diligent ones will be forced down.
• The people will seek revenge against the fiercely violent ones.
• Workers will suffer from overwork.
• The rich will feel unsafe.
• People who belong to the upper class will feel insecure.
• Happiness will belong to evil persons.
• Trouble will belong to the poor.
• Many will sue each other.
• Human behaviour will fall short of moral enlightenment.
• Leaders will discuss and choose which countries are their favourites and which ones are not.
• The Javanese will remain half.
• The Dutch and the Chinese each will remain a pair.
• Many become stingy.
• The stingy ones will not get their portion.
• The ones who receive their portion will be generous.
• Street beggars will be everywhere.
• Bewildered persons will be everywhere.
• These are the signs that the people and their civilization have been turned upside down.

Dari saya : semoga semuanya (yg jelek2) tidak ada pada kita cause ...
"sak bejo-bejone wong sing kang bejo, isik bejo wong kang eling lan waspodo, bukan begitu to mas, mbakyu.."